MOOSEHEADS FROM THE WORLD BEYOND
- THE ROCK OPERA
Prelude
Grandiose Announcer
Mooseheads Theme Song
Featuring The Moosehead Chorus
The Evil Plot Hatches In The Laboratory
Antagonist - Dr. Hector Kopfkaese
Antagonist Assistant - Bernie Winkelberry
Hero's Lament In The Park
I - Hero Sings Of Rival Fathers Who Keep Him From His
Love
Hero - Edward Ruckaford
II - Heroine Appears In Park At End Of Song Having
Picked Up Her Poodle From Bernie's Shop
Heroine - Emma Jean Pile
III - Degenerative Insults Of The Two Fathers Who
Discover Their Kids Together In The Park
Hero's Father - Buford Ruckaford
Heroine's Father - Hank Pile
Song Of The Two Baboons
Baboon 1
Baboon 2
Foreshadowing With Ethel
An old lady opens her refrigerator to get milk for her
precious cats. Upon opening the door, she takes a whiff,
and goes, "Whew! What's that smell?" and closes the
door.
Old Lady - Ethel McGuire
Strife In The Ranks
Bernie Winkelberry is becoming frustrated with the way
Dr. Kopfkaese treats him. He is also in love with Emma
Jean, and while grooming poodles devises his plan to
take control of the Moosehead ranks when they come. He
wants to betray Dr. Kopfkaese and also use the
Mooseheads to help him capture Emma Jean for his own.
Techno Club
Edward and Emma secretly meet at the local techhno dance
club. They exclaim how wonderful it is to meet and make
plans for the future to meet at the Mason-Dixon Lounge.
Baboon Interlude #2
The baboons discuss the story thus far.
The Summoning
Dr. Kopfkaese summons the Mooseheads from an alternate
dimension. At the crucial moment, Bernie tries to take
control, and the experiment goes haywire. The Mooseheads
go berserk and destroy the laboratory, including the
trans-dimensional summoning machine. Dr. Kopfkaese is
accidentally sent to another dimension.
Mooseheads From The World Beyond
The Mooseheads launch a full-blown attack upon the city.
Everything goes crazy as the Mooseheads go ballistic!
Baboon Interlude #3
The two baboons sing of the havoc being wreaked upon the
city. They also mention that people are trying to live
life as normal despite the invasion.
Ethel #2
Ethel goes for some more milk, and notices a slight
green glow emerging from the refrigerator door.
Civil War Disco
M.C. Abe Lincoln spins the discs. General L.L. Cool Lee
is the rival D.J. North in Blue Leisure Suits. South in
Grey Leisure Suits. "We've decided to settle this in a
different way!"
Mason-Dixon Lounge
Disco versions of "Dixie" and "Yankee Doodle Dandy"
play. Edward and Emma Jean are spectators to the big
dance war. Bernie shows up accompanied by Mooseheads and
kidnaps Emma Jean. Edward realizes that he has to take
matters into his own hands.
Grocery Store Sensei
Spiritual Guide - Oracle Of The Creamed Corn
Edward asks a friend for advice on where to begin his
quest, and receives a cryptic message about eating
canned goods. He travels to the supermarket where he
discovers the Oracle, who explains the connection
between Bernie and the Mooseheads, and that he has to
break into the lab, repair the emergency retrieval
equipment, and retrieve Dr. Kopfkaese, who is the only
one with the technical expertise to send back the
Mooseheads.
Edward's Inner Strength
Edward realizes his role in restoring peace and order,
and realizes that everybody else is doing nothing. It's
totally up to him!
Baboon Interlude #4
The baboons sing of Edward's hard work and library
research in his efforts to learn how to repair the
machine.
A Plot Complication
Secondary Villain - Sentient Can Of Spoiled Goat's Milk
The Goat's Milk explodes out of the refrigerator and
begins to wreak havoc as well. The Spoiled Milk is a
psychic embodiment of the Mooseheads' philosophy and a
byproduct of their presence. It soon joins forces with
them and leads their attack.
Bernie's Hideout
Bernie professes his love for Emma Jean, and she resists
and loathes him. He explains that all this was done for
her, and even offers her a discount for grooming her
poodle. She is disgusted by him and longs for escape.
The Demolished Laboratory
Edward rebuilds the retrieval machine and has only one
chance for it to work. He succeeds and Dr. Kopfkaese
returns to the dimension. Dr. Kopfkaese laments his
actions and tells of his enlightenment in the higher
alternate dimension, and has truly changed for the
better. Both Edward and Dr. Kopfkaese get to work
rebuilding the equipment.
Baboon Interlude #5
Baboons sing praises of the diligent hard work of
Kopfkaese and Edward.
Bernie's Dark Side
The Spoiled Goat's Milk joins forces with Bernie and
converts him to the darker side. Bernie transmutates
into something evil. Emma witnesses this and begins to
fear him.
Moosehead Retrieval
Kopfkaese and Edward repair the machines and initiate
the recall sequences. The Mooseheads are forced back
into their own dimension. Edward thanks the doctor and
sets off to Bernie's grooming shop to rescue Emma Jean.
The Dr. leaves to start his own university of higher
spiritual learning.
The Final Battle
I - Edward breaks into the shop and finds Bernie
consorting with the Spoiled Goat's Milk. Emma is happy
to see Edward but unable to help him. Edward quickly
realizes the power of the Spoiled Goat's Milk and it is
about to destroy him.
II - The Oracle of Creamed Corn appears and thwarts the
Goat's Milk. A huge spiritual battle ensues between the
two. Edward takes on Bernie but finds him more powerful.
The Oracle tells Edward to look inside himself for
deeper inner strength.
III - The Goat's Milk is destroyed but the Oracle is
wounded. The Oracle retreats to recharge his strength
and tells Edward that he can finish the battle alone.
Edward works hard to defeat Bernie and succeeds.
IV - Edward and Emma are reunited and joyful. The battle
is finally over and the world is safe again.
Reconciliation
Edward brings Emma to her house. Her father answers the
door and proclaims his blessing upon Edward and upon
their relationship.
Baboon Finale
Baboons sing of the city rebuilding for a couple months.
Epilogue
Edward, Emma, and their two fathers are eating lunch at
a restaurant. They congratulate Edward and Emma on their
upcoming wedding, and also proclaim that they will both
join forces to create the most powerful baboon-training
corporation ever. Hooray!
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